Akon x Konvict Cosmetics. Akon will be releasing his first products under his Konvict Cosmetics International company in the form of two fragrances, Kovict and Aliuane. So now you don’t need to be an ex-con, you can just smell like one.
According to Women‚Äôs Wear Daily, the fragrances will be available on the company‚Äôs website starting in August making it one of the few fragrances released by an urban artist that actually will NOT have Macy’s distribution. The Konvict fragrance is aimed at the younger consumer, while Aliaune is for the more sophisticated consumer. Eh…do sophisticated consumers listen to Akon? The guy is a kid thrower! Forget Kobe. It’s all about Dr. Jays.

tell me this is a joke yeti!
Is this for guys or girls? What girl would want to smell like a con? And what guy cares about Akon?
Will it make you smell like a “Konvict”?